don’t know if this is the right subreddit but my dad tried to make pizza
don’t know if this is the right subreddit but my dad tried to make pizza
by Any_Inspector_9572
26 Comments
figbott
Well he failed.
Hecter94
Looks like a bomb-ass pizza.
Varendolia
Your dad’s a criminal according to this sub’s standards 👍
Never let him cook again
PGHxplant
Vegetable-Face-2518
Involuntary pizzacide. Needs to be evaluated for competency before sentencing.
Comradepatsy
Wait_WHAT_didU_say
“Your honor. The prosecution would motion to consider the punishment of a 5 years prison sentence followed by 4 years of supervised probation as time served since the defendant made this mess and it likely took twice as long to clean up. Furthermore, the justification of time served is also recommended due to the defendant not being able to salvage any of his family dinner, thus starving while actively engaging in the cleaning process.”
🤦🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
🤣😂🤣
Beneficial_Dark7362
Yare yare yare you Baka! Imagine if Onii Chan saw this! You Bakaromo!
Kitchen-Revolution-9
He’s not your dad anymore
Dangerous_Pension612
“ place pizza directly on rack “
ellipsisdbg
That’s a crime against pizza
Careful-Wash
foggybottom
It looks like unfrozen pizza placed in a cold oven. Frozen pizza put into a preheated oven wouldn’t do that
less-than-James
Is he a fan of Salvador Dali?
MateriaLintellect
Nailed it
GasLongjumping130
so that’s what happens if you grill a pizza.
Fragment_Flurry_Jess
i think you have to throw the whole dad out for that one chief
lllaser
This is why I never trust those “put me directly on the rack” oven pizzas. Fuck off you’re going on a baking sheet don’t ever talk back to me again
TripliceContingencia
There was an attempt
No_Log_2364
I have no clue how the same human who KNEAD/stretch the dough could also think it’s ok to put it directly on the racks like this
StankWizard
Damn double spatula? That’s how you know it’s all gone wrong
Comikxx
Your dad has zero fucking common sense
WillowFlip
He tried 😧
Important-Forever-87
This is beyond hysterical I get where he was coming from but that’s frozen pizza practice 💀
yuiokino
bzippy83
Gaslight.. deffo had to ask dad to clean up after you tried to cook -_-
26 Comments
Well he failed.
Looks like a bomb-ass pizza.
Your dad’s a criminal according to this sub’s standards 👍
Never let him cook again
Involuntary pizzacide. Needs to be evaluated for competency before sentencing.
“Your honor. The prosecution would motion to consider the punishment of a 5 years prison sentence followed by 4 years of supervised probation as time served since the defendant made this mess and it likely took twice as long to clean up. Furthermore, the justification of time served is also recommended due to the defendant not being able to salvage any of his family dinner, thus starving while actively engaging in the cleaning process.”
🤦🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
🤣😂🤣
Yare yare yare you Baka! Imagine if Onii Chan saw this! You Bakaromo!
He’s not your dad anymore
“ place pizza directly on rack “
That’s a crime against pizza
It looks like unfrozen pizza placed in a cold oven. Frozen pizza put into a preheated oven wouldn’t do that
Is he a fan of Salvador Dali?
Nailed it
so that’s what happens if you grill a pizza.
i think you have to throw the whole dad out for that one chief
This is why I never trust those “put me directly on the rack” oven pizzas. Fuck off you’re going on a baking sheet don’t ever talk back to me again
There was an attempt
I have no clue how the same human who KNEAD/stretch the dough could also think it’s ok to put it directly on the racks like this
Damn double spatula? That’s how you know it’s all gone wrong
Your dad has zero fucking common sense
He tried 😧
This is beyond hysterical
I get where he was coming from but that’s frozen pizza practice 💀
Gaslight.. deffo had to ask dad to clean up after you tried to cook -_-